Greetings everyone, I hope this email finds you all well.  It’s been another long week so let’s get started on the highlights…

Let’s see some of the runs we’ve gone on this week…yes… I went on one.

Time to give some thanks…

Now time for the Quote of the WIR:

I smell a rat!!!

So last week when my wife was having coffee in bed, must be nice, she called to let me know a critter was crawling around in the attic over our bedroom.  So I turn to my trusted friend and confidant, Lt. Scott Kornegay for advice.  Simple he says…throw an "exsanguinating" agent (rat poisoning) up in the attic, the mouse will eat it and go look for water….don’t worry…he won’t come back.  Sounds great I say,  wanna guess where his final resting place is?  Lodged somewhere in my bathroom wall, near the tub, stinking the place to high-heaven!  I’ve already cut a hole in the wall by the shower looking for the bloated corpse but to no avail.  Now I have sheetrock-repair Saturday coming up tomorrow before game time.   So I Googled "how long will a dead mouse in the wall smell" and it returned over 40,000 sites….wow.  Wanna know the answer?…two weeks…in the meantime, its spiced apple scented candle with dead mouse for my bathroom.

Well that’s it for this WIR.  I hope everyone has a great weekend and I hope you get to spend it with family and friends.  Please continue to keep you thoughts and prayers with our folks as some are truly having a tough time.  As for my football prediction: Alabama doesn’t stand a chance against our 24th ranked offense but that’s ok…Driskel is entering his 6th year as QB and we’re bound to win one before he gets his master’s degree…lol

As always, we thank you for what you do, why you do it, and for always showing why you are truly the Best Fire Rescue Department in the Country!

Very respectfully,

Kurtis R. Wilson

Chief of Operations

Jacksonville Fire and Rescue Department